|October 12th, 2010|
"Obama And Michael Jackson Noseless"by Taco Werewolf
When Michael Jackson died unexpectedly in June of 2009, the whole world was in shock and mourned the loss of the King of Pop. Michael Jackson's music and innovative dance moves not only topped the charts of the Billboard Top 40, his appeal to people of all skin colors helped to break racial barriers. Michael's ability to inspire music listeners both black and white (and he even released a song, "Black and White," of course, which addressed racial harmony) made him a worldwide phenomenon and endeared him to all music fans, no matter what race. Michael's music not only broke racial barriers, but his physical appearance did as well. Through various surgeries and hormone therapies, in addition to having the skin depigmentation disease, Vitiligo, which made Jackson's skin become whiter, Jackson became a living symbol of unity between blacks and whites. It is this coming together of the races expressed in Michael Jackson's physical appearance and music which may have been a small but contributing component in the gradual changing of American culture which created the environment that helped elect our first African-American (and bi-racial) President, Barack Obama.
But something horrible happened on the day Michael Jackson died! As he was flying up to Heaven, his wings fluttering to the beat of "Billie Jean" and his halo shining and humming to the rhythm of "Beat It," Michael Jackson's NOSE FELL OFF HIS FACE! All the cutting, chiseling and tucking he had had performed on it in the name of racial unity had turned it into such a tiny, brittle bit of plastic and cartilage that it couldn't withstand the roaring heavenly winds and it fell, never to be seen again. Upon arriving in Heaven and telling the angels the news, they quickly got on the red phone to tell President Obama that Michael Jackson was NOSELESS and therefore wouldn't be able to smell the pleasant aroma of the fresh, spicy delicious tacos down on earth as he sat on his cloud. So to make up for never making a public announcement after Jackson's death of what Jackson meant to America, Obama agreed to have a few of his supporters lend Jackson their noses once in awhile so Michael could smell the tacos. President Obama even agreed to occasionally let Jackson borrow HIS nose!
Oh, and the hand in the lower left-hand corner of this painting is from when you joke with someone; you say, "Got your nose!" and you pinch their nose as if taking it off their face. Then you put your thumb between index and middle finger as if the tip of your thumb is their nose. Everyone knows what I'm talking about, right? "GOT YOUR NOSE!! Hahahaha!
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