|December 15th, 2008|
"Meet Me At Center Court As I Turn Into A Werewolf"by Taco Werewolf
18"x24" acrylic painting on Masonite
Holy hope and howls at the moon! There's a werewolf in Washington! An amazing thing happened the other night when President-Elect Barack Obama was attending a Chicago Bulls game. Obama was so happy that his team was leading at half-time that he got up from his seat and shouted out to the whole crowd, "Meet me at center court as I turn into a werewolf!" Many in the crowd were confused and some were even scared. Were the rumors that Obama had a "hidden agenda" true, that as soon as we elected him he would reveal his true inner nature? Was this the night that all of America would realize they had made a mistake?
But everyone's fears and worries soon turned to elation as Obama walked to the center of the court and began to transform into a hairy, hilarious beast! It became evident that, even when transforming into a werewolf, Obama kept his cool, calm demeanor and never let that big, charming smile leave his furrier and furrier-looking face. Children in the stadium began to giggle and clap their hands. There was so much growling going on and howls of hope filling the building that even the CHEERLEADERS started to grow hair on their chests and legs! Obama was soon bringing out the werewolf in everyone as people began to gather around him at center court and pose for a few photos. A few opportunistic werewolf underwear fashion models even got themselves into the shot, hoping that a big-time agent would see them and that they would finally get their big break.
As I documented this event with my paints and brush, the symbolism of the moment soon became evident to me. Obama's heading out to center court represented his slow and gradual "move to the center" after the Democratic primaries, his slow and subtle revelation of his views and policies during the campaign which were shown not to be so radical after all. It won him the votes of many independents and moderates during the general election and even enabled him to flip quite a few red states and turn them blue! How often does THAT happen? Perhaps once every BLUE MOON?. Hahahhaa. It also expressed his willingness to meet people in the middle, his sincere desire to engage in bipartisanship with Republicans because he knows that once we begin to focus on what unites us instead of what divides us, that's when the werewolf inside of all of us begins to awaken, our hair begins to growin' and the HOWLS OF HOPE BEGIN TO ROAR!! Yes, there IS a WEREWOLF In WASHINGTON but it turns out that's not such a bad thing after all!
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