|December 1st, 2008|
"Sailor Obama Meets The Girl With The Golden Skull"by Taco Werewolf
18"x24" acrylic painting on Masonite
Is Barack Obama an alien? This painting explores the possibility as, just like in that Styx song, "Come Sail Away," I conflate the notion of sailors on the sea with extra-terrestrial lifeforms who "sail" across the endless dark matter of our Universe. There are many interesting things about Obama, that's for sure, and he has become a focal point for all kinds of conspiracy theories. One story most have heard that pertains to all newly-elected Presidents of the United States is that before they take office they have to attend these secret occult rituals where they do dances around pagan statues in their underwear and have meetings with the "Babylonian Brotherhood," the "Illuminati," or whatever word you want to call the "secret invisible government" that is the boogeyman of much conspiracy lore. In this painting I've made up my own little requirement for our newly-elected President which says that before he takes office he must have a secret meeting with the "GIRL WITH GOLDEN SKULL"!!!
The "Girl With The Golden Skull" is a fiery, luscious Latina babe who lives in a secret Aztec cavern down in deepest, darkest Mexico. This is a woman whose face is so gorgeous, so pretty and so mesmerizing that it is thought that only a golden skull would be able to serve as the foundation upon which such a lovely visage could be supported. No one has ever seen this woman's skull, of course, but it is assumed that it is made of gold because she is so beautiful. She has resided in her underground Aztec palace since the fall of the Aztecs, Mayas and Incas and she knows the secret behind the demise of all these civilizations. She also knows the secret of the Mayan Doomsday Prophecy of 2012. It is up to our newly elected President Obama to come visit this gorgeous girl before he takes office and let her tell him how to stop the world from ending in less than four years!
It is funny because I actually came up with the idea for this painting before I had heard about the plot for the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. This movie involves aliens who have CRYSTAL skulls and it deals with the Mayan civilization down in Peru. I thought about portraying Obama as an Indiana Jones-type, giving him a fedora and a whip but I opted for the sailor look instead.
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