|August 26th, 2008|
"Obama Gives Brett Favre A Change In Underwear"by Taco Werewolf
18"x24" acrylic painting on Masonite
When Brett Favre was traded from the Green Bay Packers to the New York Jets in the summer of 2008, a deep dark secret was revealed on the first day Favre's new Jets teammates observed him in the locker room. As soon as Favre began to undress to change into his Jets uniform for the first time, the entire locker room was filled with a sinister, unyieldingly awful stench. All the players were like, "Man, what's that smell?" The source of the stench became quite clear when they all saw the pair of yellow Packers underwear briefs had on. They were his lucky pair of Packers underwear that he had worn during his entire 16 year tenure as the Green Bay Packers quarterback!
In response to his new Jets teammates begging Favre to please change his underwear, Brett responded, "Sorry, fellas, but these lucky briefs have gotten me through an NFL record 253 starts. There's no way I'm changing them. I am the Great Favre and you must put up with my cheesy odor that I have brought all the way from Wisconsin!"
Not only was the smell of Favre's yellowcheese-colored briefs unbearable, but since they had the Packers logoon them his new teammates began to question Brett's allegiance to hisnew team. A brawl soon erupted in the locker room. Jets players grabbedFavre and wrestled him to the ground. They got him in a headlock andbegan to peel the underwear from Favre's body, listening to the briefsscream in pain and sadness at the thought of leaving Brett's beautiful,muscular body. The Jets players then prepared to force Favre to put ona brand-new, fresh pair of green JETS underwear briefs . . . . . and that is when BARACK OBAMA stepped in!
In the spirit of unity, Obama pulled a nice cleanfresh pair of pure white cotton underwear from his pocket and toldFavre to put it on. Favre, mesmerized by Obama's grace, good looks andscintillating charisma, put the underwear on and felt better than hehad since his college days at the University Southern Mississippi! Thefresh, neutral-white Obama Underwear glowed and filled the locker roomwith a warm embracing light. It was then agreed that the entire NewYork Jets team would all wear plain white cotton underwear briefs as asymbol of unity for the entire term of Barack Obama's presidency. IfObama can settle sensitive issues like this in an NFL locker room, justimagine how good he will be when it comes to foreign affairs!
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