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August 26th, 2008 "Obama Gives Brett Favre A Change In Underwear" by Taco Werewolf 18"x24" acrylic painting on Masonite
When Brett Favre was traded from the Green Bay Packers to the New York Jets in the summer of
2008, a deep dark secret was revealed on the first day Favre's new Jets teammates observed him in
the locker room. As soon as Favre began to undress to change into his Jets uniform for the first
time, the entire locker room was filled with a sinister, unyieldingly awful stench. All the
players were like, "Man, what's that smell?" The source of the stench became quite clear when
they all saw the pair of yellow Packers underwear briefs had on. They were his lucky pair of
Packers underwear that he had worn during his entire 16 year tenure as the Green Bay Packers
quarterback! In response to his new Jets teammates begging Favre to please change his underwear, Brett responded, "Sorry, fellas, but these lucky briefs have gotten me through an NFL record 253 starts. There's no way I'm changing them. I am the Great Favre and you must put up with my cheesy odor that I have brought all the way from Wisconsin!" Not only was the smell of Favre's yellow cheese-colored briefs unbearable, but since they had the Packers logo on them his new teammates began to question Brett's allegiance to his new team. A brawl soon erupted in the locker room. Jets players grabbed Favre and wrestled him to the ground. They got him in a headlock and began to peel the underwear from Favre's body, listening to the briefs scream in pain and sadness at the thought of leaving Brett's beautiful, muscular body. The Jets players then prepared to force Favre to put on a brand-new, fresh pair of green JETS underwear briefs . . . . . and that is when BARACK OBAMA stepped in! In the spirit of unity, Obama pulled a nice clean fresh pair of pure white cotton underwear from his pocket and told Favre to put it on. Favre, mesmerized by Obama's grace, good looks and scintillating charisma, put the underwear on and felt better than he had since his college days at the University Southern Mississippi! The fresh, neutral-white Obama Underwear glowed and filled the locker room with a warm embracing light. It was then agreed that the entire New York Jets team would all wear plain white cotton underwear briefs as a symbol of unity for the entire term of Barack Obama's presidency. If Obama can settle sensitive issues like this in an NFL locker room, just imagine how good he will be when it comes to foreign affairs! |
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