It just seems that the longer the Bush Administration is in power, the dirtier my underwear feels. I walk around feeling heavy and burden-laden. I try to wash my white cotton briefs, wringing them out in the sink with my bare hands, soaking them in bleach to try and get the stink out but not even my $600 tax rebate can buy a detergent strong enough to wash these dirty Republican-stained drawers! Hee!
I imagine how clean everything will be when Barack Obama is president. I imagine people of all ethnic groups and skin colors gathering on the White House lawn, assembling on the fresh green grass to receive a "Change In Underwear We Can Believe In" from our new leader. In this painting I've tried to relate America's different skin colors to the colors of different taco ingredients. Orange for robust, sun-lit cheese; green for the crisp lettuce; brown for the tasty, spicy seasoned ground beef; red for the tomatoes; yellow for the crunchy corn tortilla shell and white for the rich, savory sour cream.
It's time to believe in a world full of smiling, happy people feeling fancy and free in their fresh, white cotton briefs! Lovely, beautiful women dance about the White House lawn in their brand-new bras. People of all nations and skin tones, of different backgrounds and beliefs all wear the same type of clean, invigorating new underwear, this bond that unites us; this uniform array of harmony which lies just beneath the surface of our outer garments as a testament to our common bond while we munch away on tacos, chewing on the tomatoes that represent our blood; gnawing on the lettuce that symbolizes the sapphire-green grass we dance upon; the cheese is the sun we mutually gain nourishment from as the ground beef represents the brown earth in which we grow all of our beautiful, tasty vegetables. What a wonderful country it will be when Barack Obama is president!
I've put a Mexican flag on the top of the White House to convey a new sense of global multi-culturalism in our country, as well as to pay tribute to the Mexican people for their glorious food, for providing me with the tacos that have offered so much inspiration.